Centrally located on well-used runways, the SRhermans is the latest in modern Microtus living. The sleek metallic interior is spacious, secluded and lavishly appointed with warm wool bedding of the finest quality. A custom-built entrance keeps away undesirables, ensuring that only the most discerning voles will gain access to this lap of luxury. A generous petit four plate from the famed Trailer #2 Bakery awaits, serving up such scrumptious treats as sweet oats, peanut butter and juicy red delicious apples.
There’s nothing else like it! Drop by for an appointment tonight: we open at dusk. Woodrats need not apply.
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